This is a video from Youtuber Zac Alsop, who teamed up with Hector, who raises bulls in Madrid, Spain for the sport of bull-leaping (an ancient non-violent form of bull-fighting in which participants leap and dive over the charging animals) to see how a real life bull would react in a china shop. Unsurprisingly (and despite its best effort to break the stereotype), it smashes a bunch of china. So, yes, “like a bull in a china shop” checks out. Now do “like a firework in your butt” next!

Keep going for the video, but skip to 21:30 unless you’re at a doctor’s appointment or the DMV.