Manufactured by novelty product company Fred, Chomp is a pair of silicone pot holders that look like classic wind-up chattering teeth. Or my grandma’s dentures. Admittedly, I could use some pot holders, because I’ve just been wetting my hands with cold water and picking up and putting down scalding pots as quickly as possible. “What’s wrong with you?” Haha, you should see me jump a car battery. You know the Highway to the Danger Zone? I’m doing 120 on the shoulder.