I don't feel so good.
Buy Your Own At-Home Amusement Park Ride

This is a short video of a woman riding a 360-degree rolling car available on Alibaba HERE for around $3,500. I don’t know, I feel like I can get myself to puke for a lot cheaper than $3,500. Still, maybe we should buy one and start our own carnival out of my garage on weekends to make a little extra beer money. Of course it’s gonna take a whole lot of suckers shelling out $5 apiece to ride our puke machine before we turn a profit. 600 to be exact. “Or we could sell funnel cakes in line before the ride, and clean t-shirts afterwards.” You’re a genius! I’d kiss you if I didn’t still have vomit on my lips or an outstanding COVID test.

Keep going for the video, as well as a longer video of a man accustomed to the ride driving one.