Randimals are 15″ stuffed animals that feature the likenesses of two different animals combined. Available on Amazon (affiliate link), they’re available in a number of combinations, including Hork (horse + shark), Zangaroo (zebra + kangaroo), and B-Rex (bee + t-rex). The combinations are limitless! Just kidding, they only produce the

You know what the biggest problem with cat litter boxes is? They don’t look like enough like spaceships. Well here to remedy that situation is the Spaceship Cat Litter Box with Lid from WCOLAS (Amazon link). It’s a covered cat litter box that looks like a UFO. You know, I’ve

You know what your underwear drawer has been missing? A nudie magazine tucked away at the bottom. Also: a pair of inflatable beach ball underwear. Thankfully, Etsy seller CandyCoatedSqueaks has you covered with these made-to-order Inflatable PVC Plastic Beach Ball Underwear/Shorts. The beach ballers, presumably made to satisfy some sort

Because what good is writing a blog if you can’t occasionally treat it like Facebook Marketplace, I have a small selection of my adult (not that kind) toys for sale. Mostly vinyl stuff from Amanda Visell (some signed), Doktor A (some signed), Bubi Au Yeung, and a random assortment of

This is a short video of a woman riding a 360-degree rolling car available on Alibaba HERE for around $3,500. I don’t know, I feel like I can get myself to puke for a lot cheaper than $3,500. Still, maybe we should buy one and start our own carnival out of

This is the Sotheby’s listing for the colloquially known ‘Darth Vader House’ for sale in Houston, Texas. The house was built in 1992 for Dr. Jean Cukier, who, when deciding to have a custom home built “grabbed a piece of paper and drew it himself. Cukier loved Star Wars so

Because there’s a market for baby Yoda everything, these are the 3-D printed vomiting Grogu toothpaste toppers created and sold by Etsy shop SnowBloom3D ($16 for a single, $24 for a 2-pack). The puking Grogus come with four different adapters to fit all major toothpaste brands, but no guarantee if

Sharks: everyone is afraid of them, and people who aren’t are liars. Enter these 12-foot great white shark models created and sold by Etsy shop Cakeboard Designs. Made from fiberglass and resin, they’re available in both hanging ($1,400) and standing ($1,600) models, and will make the perfect addition to your