Because there’s a market for baby Yoda everything, these are the 3-D printed vomiting Grogu toothpaste toppers created and sold by Etsy shop SnowBloom3D ($16 for a single, $24 for a 2-pack). The puking Grogus come with four different adapters to fit all major toothpaste brands, but no guarantee if

Sharks: everyone is afraid of them, and people who aren’t are liars. Enter these 12-foot great white shark models created and sold by Etsy shop Cakeboard Designs. Made from fiberglass and resin, they’re available in both hanging ($1,400) and standing ($1,600) models, and will make the perfect addition to your

Looking for the perfect dice for your next dinosaur themed tabletop role playing game? Well you’re in luck (provided you have a dinosaur themed tabletop role playing game), because die caster Enrica Martiné is releasing a set of Jurassic Park mosquito in amber inspired dice via Kickstarter. The dice are

Because there’s no better way to let the loved ones on your shopping list know they’re getting guns for Christmas this year, these are the tactical Christmas stockings from Garud. The $15 stockings are available on Amazon, come in eight different colors and patterns (including pink camo and a bone

Have $200 burning a hole in your pocket and been on the lookout for a bronze or white colored raccoon holding a lightbulb lamp? Well then you’re in luck my friend, because Anthropologie is selling them! Cast from resin, the lamps will certainly “add a bit of whimsy to a

These are the food-safe, ultra-realistic human skull bowls crafted and sold by Etsy shop CatacombCulture. They hold 16-ounces, come in a variety of different colors, and are hand wash only and NOT microwave safe. I am okay with that. Unfortunately, they cost $175+ depending on color, which I am much

These are the Bat Masks developed and sold by fashion brand Mantrap 1989 by Heathyr Lawrence. The look like bats and are hand-sewn from four panels of 100% cotton sheeting for an authentic bat look. Unfortunately for anybody who hasn’t already made a small fortune selling potions in the swamp,

Because who has the space for a whole tree, this is ‘The Against The Wall Christmas Tree’ available from purveyor of things nobody really needs Hammacher Schlemmer for $250. It’s available pre-lit with all white lights or multicolored. Would a full tree cost $500? We may never know. Or care.