Wrong pedal.
Car Launches Clear Over Another While Leaving Drive-Thru Bank

This is some dashcam footage from a man listening to the news and quietly talking $hit on the person in front of him at a drive-thru ATM when that person clearly takes his telepathic insults to heart and speeds out of the lane, launching over the car in front of them. In this man’s words: “Oh my Gooooooood.” I’m surprised he didn’t say anything until AFTER the car had landed. He was probably in shock from discovering he has the power to will accidents. Whatever the case, don’t put your money in the bank, invest in lotto scratchers — they’re the new gold standard that banks don’t want you to know about.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees that person is going to need to circle back around and withdraw whatever deposit they just made to cover their deductible.