These are multiple angles of security cam footage of a Tesla driver crashing their vehicle hard into the Columbus Convention Center after running a red light, and causing some $300,000 worth of damages. The driver was not seriously injured, and was cited for failure to control their vehicle. Wait, failure

NOTE: Screaming, surprise wedgie. This is some home security cam footage of a woman climbing off a kitchen countertop (presumably after visiting her Girl Scout Cookie stash) when her underwear gets caught on a cabinet knob, giving her an atomic wedgie. That scream — my goodness. I’ve only heard a

This is a video from adventure seeker Lauren Rowe, who recently went parasailing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and accidentally slipped out of her harness seat and is left dangling with a wedgie that puts the atomic variety to shame. Ouch. Nice view though. At least there’s that. I mean

This is some dashcam footage from a car that pulls over onto the curb at an intersection to make room for an ambulance approaching from behind, which proceeds to pass and drive through the intersection, neatly depositing a gurney in the middle on its way across. Thankfully, there was not

This is a video of a man kicking a wall that’s being demolished in order to get it to fall, then tripping and almost getting crushed underneath it, face up. At least he was wearing his hard hat. I mean I can’t say too much else positive about this man’s

This is a video of some guy asleep behind the wheel of a parked car who’s woken up by his friends shaking the vehicle, and immediately grabs the wheel to avoid an unseen accident. Admittedly, a much better reaction than just closing your eyes and jerking the wheel in one

This is some dashcam footage from China of a Tesla Model Y about to get t-boned by some oblivious porterhouse making a u-turn, which they narrowly avoid with a quick swerve and stomping on the gas electric. Now that was some quality defensive driving right there. For reference, I would

This is some dashcam footage of a small white sedan that appears to get rear-ended by a tractor trailer, sending it swerving into another lane backwards with another oncoming truck, but the driver manages to reverse out of its way just in time to not die. Most impressive. Would I