These are a few videos from Instagram user plarailman, who has a very eccentric hobby. That hobby being adding legs and moving arms to Thomas The Tank Engine toys and having them interact and rub on each other. Is it erotic? I suppose that depends on how you feel about

This is a clip from Titanic of Jack drawing Rose like one of his French girls, except a TikTok filters has been applied to their faces to make them look far more confused, and far less sensual. Or maybe far more sensual, depending on how you feel about your lover

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom features an elaborate build system using the Ultrahand mechanic that allows players to build all sorts of things, from basic wheeled vehicles to fully functional mechas. Or, you know, a man with a fiery waving wiener. These are two videos of such

This is a video from CUT of 100 different people trying to describe how they flirt. From what I gathered watching, it’s amazing any of them are in relationships, because they are not very good at it. It seems like a lot of them do more blurting than flirting, which

Because what’s a more relatable fashion statement than food stains (just check out my shirt), this is a video of a model at the (Di)vision show at Copenhagen Fashion Week closing out the show by standing up and walking out of the ballroom to reveal her dress is actually the

Because people are, by nature, filthy animals, this is a shot of the floor behind Redditor FireRotor’s bed, where he throws his disposable contacts every night. I like the few that are clinging to the wall, like they think they’re better than the rest of those floor contacts. In his

This is some footage from the 2017 Iowa State Fair’s husband calling contest, in which wives compete by calling their husbands. Not on the phone, mind you — by yelling. The winner takes home a ribbon, five bucks, but, most importantly, bragging rights, which are invaluable. I may not have

This is a video of some countryfolk presumably filming the climax of a low budget Dukes Of Hazzard fan film to play at the next line dance and launching a convertible off a ramp into a giant mud puddle they made just for the occasion. Obviously, I’m more than a