This is the very real and very available on Amazon FartVac, a $12 hose and bulb vacuum with an activated carbon filter at the end designed to suck up farts from your pants before filtering the smell out of them and releasing them back into the wild. Now I know

These are several shots from specialty cargo and freight hauler P. Adams Schwertransporte of a 67-meter (220-foot!) wind turbine blade being transported “on a challenging route” somewhere in Europe. I’ll say. If this were the gig I got playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 I would just point the truck at

Captured in the Ecuadorian rain forest by wildlife photographer and videographer David Weiller, this is a video of a monkey slug caterpillar (the larval stage of a hag moth), which is neither monkey nor slug but is a caterpillar, and mimics a tarantula so things don’t try to eat it.

In Gone In 60 Seconds news, this is a short video captured by a home’s doorbell cam of a FedEx truck being stolen while the driver delivers a package. See? This is exactly why I never leave the keys in the ignition. Plus, you know, I don’t own a car.

Presumably because parking brakes are merely a suggestion (particularly on a hilly driveway), these are multiple security camera angles of a man chasing a car that’s trying to make a getaway while he washes a BMW, successfully nose-diving over over an embankment before he’s able to stop it. On the

Lifetime, in collaboration with KFC, is airing ‘Recipe For Seduction’, an original holiday mini-movie starring Mario Lopez as a sexy Colonel Sanders on Sunday, December 13th at 12pm eastern. I can hardly wait! Movie synopsis: Presented by KFC and Lifetime. As the holidays draw near, a young heiress contends with

Because keeping your eyes on the road is incredibly difficult for some people, this is some footage from a Tesla Model 3 traveling in Dillsboro, North Carolina of an SUV completely failing to notice traffic is coming to a stop in front of it and nailing a truck from behind

Butt masks are a real product that exists. Bawdy Butt Masks, made by DOPE Naturally (WTF is going on here?), the masks come in four varieties: BITE IT (plant based collagen, hydrating + toning), SLAP IT (caffeine infused, retexturing + detoxifying), SHAKE IT (marine algae, firming + illuminating), and SQUEEZE