Because who has the space for a whole tree, this is ‘The Against The Wall Christmas Tree’ available from purveyor of things nobody really needs Hammacher Schlemmer for $250. It’s available pre-lit with all white lights or multicolored. Would a full tree cost $500? We may never know. Or care.

Because dream it and you can achieve it (no matter how asinine), this is a video of a man balancing on a balance board while simultaneously punch-ballooning with his mouth. Not bad, but until he can also master a paddle-ball in each hand while balancing above a kiddie pool filled

This is a terrifying video of a malfunctioning dental school practice robot that looks like it’ll bite off anything that comes near it. Obviously, had I been a dental school student and this happened on my day to practice a root canal, there’s no question I would be an accountant

Because fall y’all, these are the White Winter Ceramic Holiday Mugs from Fun Express (nothing brings fun quicker than a mug!). A set of four 16-ounce mugs costs $24 on Amazon and man, I thought my friends were bad but those are some ugly mugs. Obviously, the only place they’re

This is familee_furrr, a freaky deaky video (and music) from Ghost Skool that starts with a little Furbee concert and ends with a family pretending they’re a really shitty Voltron worm and crawling under their living room coffee table. Honestly, the only part of it I actually liked was when

This is a video of a Zyrus LP1200 (what started as a 640HP naturally aspirated Lamborghini Huracan that’s been supercharged and otherwise modded to produce 1,200HP) blowing a tire at around 210km/h (~130MPH) on the Nordschleife “North loop” track at the Nürburgring motorsports complex in Germany. The driver handles it

These are several photos of the Curved Flatware set created and sold by Object Rights. 3D printed in bronzed steel, you can get a 2-piece set (dinner fork and knife) for $200, 3-piece (+ spoon) for $250 and 4-piece (+ salad fork) for $300. Obviously, none of those are very

This is the ~$13 ‘Running Behind’ condiment bottle topper created by Sir Perky. It screws on to a variety of standard threaded bottle tops and makes it look like a little person is pooping out whatever is in the bottle. REAL MATURE. It also comes with a tiny butt plug