These are two videos of precious lil iridescent bobtail squids burying themselves in the sand. The diminutive (~3″ max) squids don’t even look real, they look like animals from a Pixar movie. But they allegedly are real, although with all this AI running amok, you have to wonder. I’m skeptical by nature. Television isn’t actually moving pictures, by the way, just a blank screen with a QR code that unlocks stories that play in your mind. Tell me I’m wrong. “You’re wrong.” Sure, maybe about that, but not about how planes don’t actually fly, just drive really fast on tall, invisible highways. They’re called skyways, and pilots are determined to keep them a secret.