Because apparently people will buy anything except what I’m selling, Bravest Studios and artist Canyaon have made Toe Slides. They’re slides that look like big toes. They’re…what’s the word I’m looking for? “Not to be worn around foot fetishists?” Unnerving. That’s the word. Available in men’s sizes 4 – 15

Inspired by bare bear feet, these Bear Claw Mules from Bravest Studios are $115 faux fur mules with real steel claws, perfect for destroying the legs of your favorite furniture. Now I know what you’re wondering — but are they also available in white, grey, black, purple, green, blue, orange,

This is a series of sexy Sesame Street Muppet inspired Halloween costumes available from Yandy. Guaranteed to win an honorable mention in any costume contest, they’re available in “Cookie Jar Monster”, “Big And Fluffy Yellow Bird”, “Tickled In Red Furry Monster” and “Grouchy Trash Can Cutie”, varieties. I got the

Inspired by Flint’s spray-on shoes from Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (I love the possibility of rain AND pasta), Youtuber Jlaservideo decided to develop his own spray-on shoes. The result is pretty impressive, and both water and fire-proof. He also makes some spray-on pants and shirts. Come on, no

Because more shoes should be oversized like the ones clowns wear, footwear maker BB IMP is dropping a pair of sneakers that look like Bugs Bunny’s feet. The upper is grey suede, with giant rubber toes beneath. That’s fun. I mean, at least for entertaining at a kid’s birthday party.

This is a short video of a woman performing a Sama dance and twirling in a dress with an extended hem made of fire. That is awesome. I don’t really have any details about how the fire dress was actually made, and the intrigue makes it even cooler. Is there

These are a couple videos of Turkish fashion designer Musab Kaya demonstrating his folding prowess by quickly folding pairs of jeans in his store with a lightning fast snap. In the second video he even does it all one-handed. It probably goes without saying, but if the internet doesn’t start

Because my feet demanded it, Adidas is releasing limited edition The Simpsons themed sneakers. There will be a Superstar with Marge Simpson’s blue hair covering the entire shoe, and a Stan Smith with Homer’s iconic ‘backing into the bushes’ meme on its heel. They’ll be released before the end of