Because my feet demanded it, Adidas is releasing limited edition The Simpsons themed sneakers. There will be a Superstar with Marge Simpson’s blue hair covering the entire shoe, and a Stan Smith with Homer’s iconic ‘backing into the bushes’ meme on its heel. They’ll be released before the end of the year, and expect demand to be high. Higher than for Tickle Me Elmos during Christmas ’96? Haha, now let’s not get crazy. A woman at Walmart choked me out with her purse strap!