Because apparently people will buy anything except what I’m selling, Bravest Studios and artist Canyaon have made Toe Slides. They’re slides that look like big toes. They’re…what’s the word I’m looking for? “Not to be worn around foot fetishists?” Unnerving. That’s the word. Available in men’s sizes 4 – 15 (size down two for women’s), they cost $110. But the looks on people’s faces when they see you wearing them! And can you really put a price on your feet being the stars of tens of poorly viewed Instagram stories?