PROTIP: Keep your volume low. Possibly muted entirely.

These are a couple videos of musician Honest Kevin (IS HE THOUGH?) of Moon Armada performing with his ‘baby bot noise ensemble’. And what a noise ensemble it is! If I was forced to listen to this any longer than it took me to take a screenshot there’s no question I would tell my captors every single one of my secrets. I pooped in the bed and blamed the dog but we were on vacation so she knew. SHE KNEW. Please, make it stop!