This is a video of musician Eric Carr playing the drums he set up in the style of QWERTY keyboard, so as he types something out with his drumsticks, he’s also performing a drum solo. Does he type 69 and BALLS a whole bunch? Yes. He also types a 8======D

Because with enough cheap domestic beer anything is possible, this is a video of McCoy Lindquist steering his mini, metal-hulled jetboat onto land, through a campsite, and right onto its boat trailer. Impressive! Even more impressive? If he’d hit a jump in the water and landed it on the trailer.

In OMG what a precious angel news, this is a short video of a baby flamingo (just a lil’ flam) learning how to stand on one leg. How precious is that? The answer is ultra precious. Right up there with how Smeagol feels about the One Ring.

This is a short video of a dog playing an impromptu game of Guess That Flavor and trying to taste a pizza through the vent holes in its pizza box. Obviously, I would avoid eating those crusts to prevent any sort of dog butt bacterial infection. Oh who am I

Because you don’t know until you try, the fun-loving and experimental Russian mechanics at Garage 54 took a notoriously lemony Lada and cut it in half lengthwise, but saving all the equipment necessary to keep it running. Then they drive it to town. That’s fun. Although I’m not sure how

This is a video of the world’s largest LED sphere (and largest spherical building, period) being tested in Las Vegas. The MSG Sphere at The Venetian Las Vegas Resort measures 366 feet tall and 516 feet at its widest, and is covered with 580,000 square feet of programmable LED lighting.

Because everybody’s life-long dream is different, this is a video of pro stock car driver Aric Almirola and pro bowler Jason Belmonte setting the world record for fastest hand-thrown strike by bowling out of a race car doing 140MPH around Charlotte Motor Speedway. Damn those pins FLY. Also, did it

Constructed over the course of four days by 18 steady-handed builders, this is a video of the world’s largest Kapla plank tower being destroyed (Kapla planks are like long dominoes made from pine). The tower measured a very respectable 82-feet tall, and took over 100,000 planks to construct. Wow! The