These are two clips of an Evel Knievel toy doing what it does best: risking it all to entertain a crowd. The first video has Evel launching over what can only be described as a dream yard sale, and the second clip has him flying out a second story window.

Because some people actually make their dreams come true instead of letting them remain dreams like most of us do (we should start a self-help book club), this is a video of the spirited Aussies of Youtube channel How Ridiculous absolutely destroying a variety of different objects in the world’s

This is a video of competitive eater and Youtuber BeardMeatsFood polishing off an absolutely massive doner kabob at Uncle Moe’s in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, to get his photo on the wall and the meal for free. Challengers have 40 minutes to complete the kabob, or pay the $50 menu price

This is a compilation video of young Deccan demonstrating his extreme skill with a hockey stick and ball or puck, making a bunch of ridiculously impressive trick shots. Sadly, Deccan was diagnosed with Duchenne muscular dystrophy (DND) at the age of 3, and could be in a wheelchair as young

Taking the marching band to its logical next level, this is a video of MasterMilo testing the flamethrowing tuba he built out of a tuba (shocking) and chainsaw motor, which shoot a jet of ignited propane as its wielded. That’s cool. The bell of that tuba after shooting flames? That

World records: there’s one for everything. Even the number of empty cans stuck to your face with suction. How do I know those cans are regulation?! The newest record of 9 cans was set by 31-year old Shunichi Kanno, who beat Jamie “Canhead” Keeton’s previous record of 8. Wow, only

This is a video of a man fulfilling one of my lifelong dreams and swallowing all 27-feet of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. It’s absolutely perfect — a real cinematic masterpiece. Which brings me to my next point: Oscar Mayer should become the official sponsor of the Academy Awards. I mean

This is a video of Japanese man Toco wearing the $14,000 Border Collie costume he had commissioned out in public to gauge the reactions of fellow canines and humans. Toco had the costume made to fulfill his childhood dream of becoming an animal. My childhood dream? A Ferrari. “To own