This is a video of musician Eric Carr playing the drums he set up in the style of QWERTY keyboard, so as he types something out with his drumsticks, he’s also performing a drum solo. Does he type 69 and BALLS a whole bunch? Yes. He also types a 8======D wiener because clearly this is a man of refined taste and decency, like Beethoven on drums. Honestly, when I read the article I thought the drums were actually going to provide computer input so you could write an email by drums, but no. That’s unfortunate, because I feel like I could pound out a VERY angry email on drums. Even angrier than normal, and if I’m angry enough to bother writing an email, I’m rarely not wishing a horrible death on the recipient.