This is a short video of Porkchop (sandwiches?!) getting a little help from his owner to retract his extra-long tongue. Some more info while I try to touch my nose with my tongue and my girlfriend wonders if I’m trying to be sexual or just have crumbs in my mustache:

Because it’s important to be able to differentiate a robot’s smile from a sneer, this is a video of Engineered Arts’ Ameca robot (previously) demonstrating its numerous facial expressions in a mirror. It’s relatively impressive I suppose, but the best facial expression in the whole video isn’t one of Ameca’s

Because the internet is a strange and magical place, this is a video of skilled pole dancer Suzy (aka eroticpoleninja) performing in a variety of different inflatable costumes, including a t-rex, unicorn, and SpongeBob and Patrick Star. Now I know what you’re thinking, and “Hummina hummina” is 100% correct. Thanks

For a taste of classic internet, this is a video of spirited Italian Youtuber Milleaccendini’s ‘world record’ Coke + Mentos + Nutella in a condom chemical reaction. I’m not sure what world record he believed he was setting here, but I assume it was related to overexcitement and/or yelling. Now

This is a video of a headless statue in a graveyard that, from the right angle, appears to be a penis WITH a head. How about that! Schrödinger’s wiener. My dad sent me this by the way — clearly the man knows quality content when he sees it. Now you

This is a timelapse video of extremely ambidextrous Dutch artist Rajacenna van Dam simultaneously drawing four upside-down portraits with her hands, and two with her feet. Wow! And here I can’t butter a piece of toast without dropping it on the floor. Don’t get me wrong, I still eat it,

In other rare under the sea news, this is some footage of an elusive box jellyfish (Chirodectes maculatus), a species that has only been recorded once previously. Now I know what you’re thinking, and I 100% agree — it looks like somebody doodled all over it with a Sharpie. And

This is a video of three people terrified of heights watching ‘Fall’, a movie that depicts two women trapped on a radio tower thousands of feet up. SPOILER: They scream and cover their mouths a fair amount. You know, I’m afraid of heights too (despite it being my middle name),