This is the $23 Office Possum available from Archie McPhee. It’s a stuffed 15-inch latex possum with bendable paws and tail for hanging around the office to startle coworkers. Now I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it is not for butts. OR IS IT? Seriously it’s not.

This is a video of some Ukrainian prankster walking around Zaporizhzhia and pretending like his giant stack of boxes is going to fall on people. Everyone seems so good natured about it, I feel like if I’d done this around my neighborhood I would have gotten beaten up. People don’t