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Coming In Hot!: Peter Pan Crashes Through Window In High School Play

Because live action is the best action, this is a video clip from Twitter user Nathan Cykiert of a friend of his playing Peter Pan in a high school theater production and crashing hard through a window while flying. Now I hate to point fingers at who’s to blame, but Peter’s understudy definitely did this. It’s always the understudy. Like the time my senior year in high school I was Romeo’s understudy and poisoned both Romeo AND Juliet just so I could kiss Juliet’s understudy, Christina Whitworth. Yeah, and we’re married now. “Wait, what?” Just kidding, I never saw her again after graduation that would have been crazy though.