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The Office Possum, A Poseable Fake Possum For Startling Coworkers

This is the $23 Office Possum available from Archie McPhee. It’s a stuffed 15-inch latex possum with bendable paws and tail for hanging around the office to startle coworkers. Now I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it is not for butts. OR IS IT? Seriously it’s not. Want to get a real rise out your coworkers? Just bring some real possums and raccoons to the office in cat carriers and set them loose. That’s what I did. “But don’t you work from home?” Technically from a car in the driveway now.