This is the $23 Office Possum available from Archie McPhee. It’s a stuffed 15-inch latex possum with bendable paws and tail for hanging around the office to startle coworkers. Now I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it is not for butts. OR IS IT? Seriously it’s not.

Because what good is Halloween if you can’t trick some treaters, these are the shitake mushroom flavored candy canes made and sold by Archie McPhee ($5.50 for a six-pack, regularly $6.50). Honestly, I’m not sure if I could even identify what shitake tastes like. “What about just shit?” Oh easy,

General Mills has just announced for the first time ever it’s offering a limited edition run of Lucky Charms Just Magical Marshmallows for sale to the general public (boxes have only been given away previously in contests). Each 6-ounce bag has a suggested retail price of $3.99 and will be

Note: Above pic doesn’t do it justice, see below. This is a beautiful tribute to Hayao Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli characters in the form of a stunning stained glass window crafted by Russian artists Eugene Koksharov and Anna Dobrunova of Art Brothers Glass. This particular piece, measuring 90cm x 70cm

This is the crossover Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger Pink Ranger x My Little Pony doll available for pre-order from Entertainment Earth ($15, shipping in October). As you can see, it’s a My Little Pony that looks like the Pink Ranger, complete with pterodactyl dinozord emblem. You know I had a

This is Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cinnadust seasoning blend, a proprietary blend of the Colonel’s eleven secret herbs and spices that’s allegedly the same crack cocaine they top the cereal with, except now you can liberally add the seasoning to your own ice cream and cookies without spending countless nights in

These are the SpongeBob themed tiki mugs sculpted by Ramirez Studios and for sale by Mondo. Each is available in three different finishes, with 32-ounce SpongeBob costing $50, the 25-ounce Patrick Star $60, and 30-ounce Squidward’s Moai house $55. I think I’m going to get the brown SpongeBob variant, then

What took so long, right? These are the Star Wars Chewbacca and The Child versions of Hasbro’s Operation game (both available on Amazon for $19, Chewbacca here, The Child here). Man, what a traumatizing game that was to play as a child with existing anxiety issues. Of course new versions