Because everybody has at least one hidden talent that’s just waiting to surface when a party begins to stale, these are several videos of German musician der schaelm performing popular rock songs with hand farts (aka manualism). Obviously, these are not the versions you hear on the radio. At least

This is a video of freestyle cyclist JAKE 100 launching his front bike wheel off a ramp and bouncing it across a few 50-gallon drums while he wheelies without it, then catches it and reattaches it to his bike. Man, these bike tricks have really gotten WILD. I remember when

This is a short video of somebody’s hamster doing the math with the help of a smartphone calculator app. Now I’m not entirely sure what it was calculating, but I suspect it had something to do with the revolutionary velocity of its hamster wheel. Really heady stuff. It looks like

This is a video of combination fireman/pizza chef Scott Brown (aka The Real Pizza Flipper) flipping a pizza on his paddle three times in a row, then flipping the pie back into the oven from a distance. Very impressive! Not so impressive? Whoever’s job it was to finish sweeping that

Note: A couple appropriate F-bombs, followed by the woman fishing for a proposal. This is a video of a woman playing miniature golf who inexplicably decides to go with a chip shot on the windmill hole, bouncing the ball off one of the windmill’s blades, landing on the green, and

This is a video of an artist painting a Corona bottle to disappear into the serene park background when viewed from the same angle its being painted from. From the rear it still looks like a Corona bottle though, as seen at the end of the video. Give me five

This is an Instagram video of dad Mason Smith (aka thedadsocial) constructing a Power Wheels sized tow-behind camper for his two daughters. Man, that thing looks SWEET. Just needs a mini barbecue for cooking sliders and cocktail weenies. 2 hours, a couple sheets of plywood, a second hand $25 powerwheel

This is a video of spiritual advisor, teacher of the elements, and Instagrammer Jesusthelivingsun demonstrating his ability to summon leaf tornadoes with some magical hand gestures and, in the second clip, a ninja sword. I believe in his powers too, because I’m rarely not waving my ninja sword around and