Seen here reminding me of the first time I wore shoes in the pool (I almost drowned), this is a video of artistic swimming world champion Kristina Makushenko casually walking a 360-degree loop underwater like she’s in an invisible hamster wheel and the law of gravity doesn’t apply to her.

These are a couple different angles of Juventes winger Juan Cuadrado scoring an Olímpico during the team’s recent win over Genoa. For those unfamiliar, an Olímpico (Olympic goal) is a score from a corner kick without making contact with any other player — you just curve the ball right on

Presumably as a throwback to former president George W. Bush’s infamous poncho struggle, this is a video of a Chicago Bears fan nearly suffocating trying to don a plastic poncho during the recent Bears/Cardinals mashup. I swear, they never put the head hole where you’d expect it. So, did he

This is a video of well-balanced (like a healthy breakfast) BMX rider Mike “Hucker” Clark (great nickname, mine’s Puker) riding around a skate park while standing balanced on his bike’s handlebars. That looks intense. For reference, if I’d tried this I would have had a lot less teeth (and blood

Because when it rains, it pours, this is some security cam footage of a skateboarder attempting a kickflip and failing and losing a wheel in the process. Tony Hawk is not impressed. Then, after getting up and realizing he lost a wheel, he attempts to leap the curb on foot

This is a video of Portland Timbers center Dairon Asprilla performing a very impressive long-shot bicycle kick to score a goal against the San Jose Earthquakes after a goalkeeper slip up. The Timbers went on to win the match 2-0, but Dairon went on to win a special place in

This is some home security cam footage of a boy who was shooting hoops in his driveway when the local high school marching band passes by in the back of a truck and yells for him to shoot, which he does and makes, and they kick off a song to

This is a heartwarming video of a woman approaching a skateboarder after he’s repeatedly tried and failed to land a nightmare flip and offers some wonderful words of encouragement and positivity. How about that! No threatening to call the police or anything. What a beautiful soul. My soul? My soul