GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!1
Ultra-Impressive Bicycle Kick Soccer Goal From Outside The Box

This is a video of Portland Timbers center Dairon Asprilla performing a very impressive long-shot bicycle kick to score a goal against the San Jose Earthquakes after a goalkeeper slip up. The Timbers went on to win the match 2-0, but Dairon went on to win a special place in my heart, which is worth far more than any sports win. Also, how does a person practice bicycle kicks without throwing their back out? Because I feel like I sprained something just putting my socks on this morning.