Note: Keep your volume in check, bowling ball cannon. Because some people have all the fun (leaving nothing but weekend crumbs for the rest of us), this is a video from the Ballistic High-Speed Youtube channel of a bowling ball cannon, capable of launching balls at up to 400ft/second. Over

This is a video of GoPro Award recipient Emma Bryan being rewarded with a jet flight and a face melting 10G’s of acceleration. That means her body felt 10 times heavier than normal. If my body felt 10 times heavier than normal? I’d almost certainly form a black hole. Emma

17 months of design and experimentation in the making, this is a video of Youtuber Think Flight setting the world record for largest rubber band powered airplane, with a 16-foot wingspan flying machine. That’s cool, all my rubber band airplanes always ended up on the roof and me crying about

This is a video of Jojo The Adventure Pup proudly hustling down a trail with his stick of the day, a very respectable 10-footer. Now that’s a stick! The sticks my dogs bring me on hikes? Mere twigs. Now I’m not saying they’ll never get promoted to regional branch managers,

This is a video of a young parm lover getting the special treatment at Olive Garden as a waitress grates some parm onto her dinner, then into her water, and finally, directly into her mouth. Now that is some quality service. Olive Garden wasn’t even on my radar for dinner

This is a delightful video of a hamster navigating the rainbow maze created by Youtuber Mister Hamster. It’s really less of a maze though and more of an obstacle course. Still, it’s a pleasant reminder why the internet was invented. “It wasn’t for this.” Whatever, Al Gore, you weren’t even

This is a video of a skydiving crew speeding towards earth and all holding hands, eventually forming a giant circle. Did they also sing kumbaya? I should certainly hope so. I like how almost every single one has a GoPro attached to their helmet. You think they get together on

This is a video of a pet flying squirrel playing dead for attention. Or possibly to not get in trouble for knocking over the broom. Whatever the case, that flying squirrel is a great actor — very committed to the part. It should start its own acting school, with a