The lack of treats has killed me!
Pet Flying Squirrel Impressively Plays Dead For Attention

This is a video of a pet flying squirrel playing dead for attention. Or possibly to not get in trouble for knocking over the broom. Whatever the case, that flying squirrel is a great actor — very committed to the part. It should start its own acting school, with a focus on playing dead. I’d attend. Mostly so I can finally escape this life and start a new one.