This is a video of angler Andy Moore retelling the story of how he unknowingly discovered a 90-million year old fish fossil in the Missouri River during a fishing tournament. He’s very animated in his storytelling. Those waving arms (especially at 1:25) speak volumes. One about either being overexcited he’s

Because nothing is sacred (or even respected) on the internet, this is a video from Dustin Ballard There I Ruined It (previously), imagining Nine Inch Nails’ ‘Hurt’ (popularized by Johnny Cash) in the style of ‘Surfin’ USA’. He did a great job mashing the two songs up, it’s just not

These are a couple videos highlighting the lives of 69-year-old funeral director Hisao Mitani and his 26-year old African spurred tortoise, Bon-Chan. The two have been together since Mitani’s wife found Bon-Chan in a pet shop 26 years ago, and since the tortoise was about 10 (and a decent size),

Because this is the internet and the internet will never stops internetting until I decide I’ve had enough and push the big red button (I get closer every day — recent afternoons I’ve even been lifting its clear plastic cover and caressing the button with my index finger), this is

In what he’s calling an all new musical genre dubbed Hanksta Rap, Dustin Ballard of Youtube channel There I Ruined It (previously) had Hank Williams perform N.W.A.’s ‘Straight Outta Compton’ with the help of artificial intelligence. I’m not gonna lie, it’s a banger, just like the original. Would I line

This is a clip edited by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), featuring David Bowie and Queen’s 1981 banger ‘Under Pressure’, but with everything but the nonsensical scatting sounds removed. It’s like tasting a single element of a deconstructed version of the song, the same way you might the individual

This is a video of a man fulfilling one of my lifelong dreams and swallowing all 27-feet of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. It’s absolutely perfect — a real cinematic masterpiece. Which brings me to my next point: Oscar Mayer should become the official sponsor of the Academy Awards. I mean

This is a 4K timelapse video of different foods meeting their hellish ends in a hot oven. The title of the video is ‘PUTTING WEIRD THINGS IN THE OVEN’, but they’re not really weird things, they’re mostly just a bunch of fruits you wouldn’t normally put in an oven in