This is a short promo for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem movie featuring everyone’s favorite turtle liking zombie boy, Jonathan. He’s a lot older now, but he still likes turtles. And face painting. Some things never change, and I do find a little comfort in that.

NOTE: Caught going around the internet again so I moved it to the front page, although I’d already started writing the article before a dim light (possibly a weak lightning bug kept in a jar too long) went off in the back of my brain and I decided to search

Because, like a train powered by hateful Youtube comments, the internet never stops speeding down the tracks, this is a clip from Dustin Ballard of Youtube channel There I Ruined It featuring an A.I. Jonny Cash singing Aqua’s 1997 banger ‘Barbie Girl’, with some Spice Girls and Miley Cyrus thrown

Because the internet, just like the hands of time, never stops turning, this is a video edited by Nebulous Bee reimagining The Mandalorian as The Mandalorians, with an opener in the style of the 1980’s A-Team. Funny, I probably saw every episode of the A-Team growing up, but I can’t

After training AI on Elvis’s voice from the 1956 recording of ‘Don’t Be Cruel’, this is a video from Youtuber There I Ruined It of the king singing Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s rump shaking ‘Baby Got Back’. It’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect, provided you expected a song that’ll be stuck in

This is a video of a herd of baby Nigerian Dwarf goats at Sunflower Farm Creamery in Cumberland, Maine wearing sunflower rompers and romping around a barn. This is just what I needed to get my week started. Granted it will probably all be downhill from here, and by the

This is the entirety of Metallica’s 1988 album …And Justice For All recreated using a Super Mario 64 soundfont, so it sounds like an old video game soundtrack. Will Metallic take exception to this like they did when I accidentally downloaded all their songs on Napster as a college freshman?

This is a video of musician The Kiffness (previously) turning the audio of a cat named George Rufus who appears to say “Sometimes I’m alone. Hello? Sometimes I’m not” into a sad little song about loneliness. There’s nothing sadder than a sad cat, and a song about a sad cat