Absolute perfection.
Man Swallows Entire Oscar Mayer Wienermobile In Most Perfect Video Ever

This is a video of a man fulfilling one of my lifelong dreams and swallowing all 27-feet of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. It’s absolutely perfect — a real cinematic masterpiece. Which brings me to my next point: Oscar Mayer should become the official sponsor of the Academy Awards. I mean they’re already called the Oscars. It’s a no-brainer. But with tons of wiener. Like me!

Thanks to JustA, who promised to help me find and eat the Wienermobile myself.