Because this is the internet and the internet is like a roller coaster that never stops once you’re on no matter how many times you puke, this is a video edited by There I Ruined It (previously) featuring Mr. Rogers performing ‘Won’t You Be My Neighbor?’ to the tune of

This is a compilation video of cats working out. Or, in some cases, at least looking like they’re exercising. My cats? My cats don’t ever look like they’re exercising, except EXERCISING MY LAST NERVE. Just kidding, they’re perfect in every way. Except for the turds in the bathtub this morning.

This is a video of a man on a knee scooter following minor foot surgery trying to make a turn around the rear of a vehicle at high speed (possibly a drifting attempt), and taking a spill in the driveway. I wish I was this dude’s neighbor, I would have

This is a video of pet otter Kotaro carrying his favorite toy around the house in one hand (seen here two-handing it during a break), including UP THE STAIRS. Impressive! Me? I can’t carry a mug of coffee up the stairs without spilling it all over the carpet to save

This is a video captured by the residents of a 21st story apartment in San Francisco, who witnessed their sofa fly off the balcony and attempt a half-hearted trip to Oz during high winds. Unfortunately for it, it only makes it as far as the road below. Fortunately for locals,

This is a video of a skydiver trying to remain as motionless as possible while she plummets towards earth, filmed upside-down so she appears to be falling up. She does a great job, especially considering the air resistance. That air can be RESISTANT. But nowhere near as resistant as my

Because Jeff Bezos demands it, this is a video of an Amazon delivery driver attempting to make a delivery during a police standoff at a residence in Raleigh, North Carolina. Normally you’d think somebody this high would try to avoid the police. Me? I would have thrown the package from

This is a first person POV video of a trip riding shotgun with the conductor along the steep cogwheel train that summits Switzerland’s Mount Pilatus in the Alps. I’m pretty sure I rode that same train in God of War Ragnarök. It made me nervous then, and it still makes