Apparently available for sale as customizable bootleg videos on Etsy (I can’t imagine Disney being thrilled about that), this is a video of a Toy Story themed gender reveal using clips from the movies with the names of the parents added. People are still doing the gender reveal thing, huh?

Developed by defense contractor Onyx Industries, the United States Marine Forces Special Operations Command (MARSOC) is currently testing a quadruped robot with an AI-powered rifle attached to its back capable of bullseyeing womp rats with the precision of Luke Skywalker in his T-16 back home. Will the future of war

This is a video of musician Bernth attaching four handheld harps to an acoustic guitar to produce the world’s first 109-string harp guitar. Obviously, this is the perfect instrument for Goro from Mortal Kombat. Bernth says it took a while to learn how to play his new harp guitar, but

This is another video from the brilliant mind of artist LeopARTnik (previously) of birds with arms added doing wacky sh1t. If there was ever a case for not pushing the big red button and shutting down the internet forever, this is it. Besides introducing me to my future wife, this

This is a video of Red Bull freeskier Jesper Tjäder conquering the ‘Impossible Loop’, a loop-de-loop that’s missing the top portion of its shape so he has to transition upside-down in the air from one side of the ramp to the other. And, on attempt #42, he nails it. Me?

Excitebike: it’s an NES classic, and I spent countless hours trying to build a race track that kept me in the air longer than on the ground. And now somebody has added Arnold Schwarzenegger sound effects to the game. Does that make it even better? Yes. Would my brother always

These are several videos of Swiss shepherd Odin running around holding a 360-degree video camera in his mouth and unknowingly producing some of the best non-erotic videos the internet has ever known. They’re magnificent. I tried to get any one of my three dogs to run around holding a camera

This is a clip from the television series How It’s Made detailing how mannequins, marionnettes, crash test dummies, and other humanlike replicas are made. SPOILER: Not in any way that should make somebody want to have sex with them, yet you know it’s going to happen. It’s probably happening right