Excitebike: it’s an NES classic, and I spent countless hours trying to build a race track that kept me in the air longer than on the ground. And now somebody has added Arnold Schwarzenegger sound effects to the game. Does that make it even better? Yes. Would my brother always pass me on the last lap when I was overheated on the side of the track? Also yes. I miss corded controllers because of how easily you could weaponize them as a flail.