Step into my time machine (take your shoes off first!) and take a trip back to 1986 and Jeopardy’s second season, in which Kathy Harley blows Final Jeopardy by failing to write her answer in the form of a question, losing the game she would have won. That is unfortunate.

This is a clip of a Boston police officer inspecting a children’s slide for safety (I’m kidding, totally just dicking around), and getting taken on the ride of his life in the process. At least he didn’t shoot it afterwards. But why was he riding face-down? Who taught you how

This is a video from Matt Anderson, who couldn’t find his phone while driving but knew it was nearby because it was playing music via Bluetooth. Finally, he located the phone, and his copilot captured footage of it teetering on the vehicle’s hood. How did neither one of you see

This is a video from La Jolla in San Diego of two sea lions charging at waaaaay too tourists for such a tiny beach, all of whom have clearly overstayed their welcome. They don’t call them lions for nothing! The city is considering closing this beach as a result of

Because there’s nothing quite like the thrill of 4 wheeling in a strip mall parking lot after dark, this is a video of a duo atop an ATV attempting a wheelie, but getting more than they bargained for. That bargain appearing to be some dual head-in-lap action. Yow yow! These

Presumably looking for an afterparty, this is a video of a dog ringing a neighbor’s video doorbell at 4AM. If you ring my doorbell at 4AM? I don’t care if the apocalypse has started, I’m not getting out of bed until time is in the double digits. I can only

This is some security cam footage of a cat and mouse hanging out after dark. Me? I don’t do any hanging out after dark, I curl up in bed with a book, followed by nightmares. I wonder if they got that cat to deal with their mouse problem and set

This is a short video of a car parked underneath a high water drain that is absolutely gushing, so hard that it’s broken the car’s rear window and is doing a quick job of turning the interior into a kiddy pool. Congratulations, now you have a water ride! The only