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Boston Police Officer Takes Wild Ride Down Kid’s Slide

This is a clip of a Boston police officer inspecting a children’s slide for safety (I’m kidding, totally just dicking around), and getting taken on the ride of his life in the process. At least he didn’t shoot it afterwards. But why was he riding face-down? Who taught you how to ride slides, a ragdoll? Did you Crisco your police pants first? I’d call 911 if I were you.