Dammit, just stick your face in there and take it like a foodie!
Man Attacked By Fondue Cheese Fountain During Eating Show

Because sometimes food fights are one-sided, this is a video of South Korean Youtube mukbang (eating show) host Tasty Hoon attempting to operate a fondue cheese fountain and being attacked by the cheese in the process. I’m going to go out on a very short limb here (I’m actually just sitting on a stump) and assume that cheese was far too thick to be fountained. I mean it looks like it has the consistency of an omelet, and when was the last time you saw somebody try to make an omelet fountain? “When you did last weekend.” Haha *scraping egg and diced peppers off bedroom wall* I thought for sure it was going to work this time.

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