This is a video of a baby so filled with the holy spirit during its baptism that it tries to walk on water and ends up faceplanting in the stone baptismal font. The font is what that little pool is called — I just learned that. Me? I was baptized

This is some security cam footage from a laundromat of a dryer spectacularly exploding in a fireball, narrowly missing a customer who just left the business with his clean whites. People are speculating what caused the explosion, suggesting everything from lint to a lighter in someone’s pocket to fart-soaked underwear.

This is a video of a skydiving instructor doing some downhill speedflying with a parachute (it appears more kite than parachute) when he crashes after performing a barrel roll and and is unable to recover. That is unfortunate, and I have the sneaking suspicion this is exactly what Peppy Hare

This is a video of LA Dodger fan Ricardo Saurez attempting to propose to his girlfriend Stephani Gutierrez on the field in the middle of a game against the Diamondbacks and getting absolutely crushed by an overzealous security guard, who may have mistaken this for a football match. TARGET NEUTRALIZED.

This is some cat-cam footage of feline Sam trying to groom himself through the inverted cone he’s wearing when a long handled kitty litter scoop falls on him, sending him instantly into full panic mode and knocking over everything. Damn, Sam is a BERSERKER. I think I’ve told you this

This is some dashcam footage from a California highway where a truck loses its left front tire and a Kia Soul in the adjacent lane immediately hits it, launching the vehicle like it just reached the end of a Hot Wheels Ramp. I like how the driver applied their brakes

This is a video from a recent Australian football game between Brisbane and Melbourne at The Gabba stadium in Brisbane when all the lights go out due to a bulb catching fire. How exciting! Was this part of a plot to undermine the fairness of the game and win massive

This is a video of a man on a knee scooter following minor foot surgery trying to make a turn around the rear of a vehicle at high speed (possibly a drifting attempt), and taking a spill in the driveway. I wish I was this dude’s neighbor, I would have