This is a video captured by the residents of a 21st story apartment in San Francisco, who witnessed their sofa fly off the balcony and attempt a half-hearted trip to Oz during high winds. Unfortunately for it, it only makes it as far as the road below. Fortunately for locals,

Because Jeff Bezos demands it, this is a video of an Amazon delivery driver attempting to make a delivery during a police standoff at a residence in Raleigh, North Carolina. Normally you’d think somebody this high would try to avoid the police. Me? I would have thrown the package from

Note: Turn your volume down, crashing. Because there’s a good reason God gave cats nine lives, this is some night vision security cam footage (presumably set up after a ghost left dirty dishes in the sink) of a cat attempting to leap off a trashcan onto the kitchen counter. Unfortunately

This is a local news report from ABC 7 in Commerce, California (which, just to be clear, is NOT the bridge to any future I want to be a part of) where a driver, despite seeing another car already stalled in the water under an overpass, decides to go for

This is a video of a woman trying to capture footage of her husky majestically leaping off the porch, which she does immediately followed by a close-up of the dog’s wiener as it pees on her phone. The jump itself is only moderately majestic, but everybody thinks their pet is

This is some home security cam footage of a man narrowly avoiding a falling tree branch caused by heavy snow. Pretty reckless of that tree branch if you ask me, clearly the man is wearing a high-visibility jacket. Did you even look first, tree?! Granted, I doubt the branch would

This is a video of a seal trainer filming herself feeding a seal when the seal knocks the phone out of her hand, which then slides down the dock into the drink while she scrambles after it. It’s like the last post, but with a different spin. Another man also

This is some home security cam footage of a man leaving his house with a barbecue grill hanging onto his truck, just enough so that when he pulls away it sets the barbecue in motion, hitting the other vehicle in the driveway. Then, while he’s busy knocking the barbecue over