This is a video of a headless statue in a graveyard that, from the right angle, appears to be a penis WITH a head. How about that! Schrödinger’s wiener. My dad sent me this by the way — clearly the man knows quality content when he sees it. Now you

Because elephants are far more kind and considerate that humans, this is a video of a pachyderm deftly picking up and returning a child’s shoe that was dropped inside its enclosure at a Chinese zoo. How about that! It’s given some grass for its trouble, which I’m sure was much

In how to ruin a date news, this is some footage from an escape room in Germany where a guy sacrifices his girlfriend to a ghoul in order to save himself. How noble of him. He does realize escape rooms don’t hire real ghouls, right? Like that was just a

This is a video of a spotter of the highest caliber sliding a mat under a gymnast who missed his mark by a longshot and is about to take a hard fall onto the floor. Granted the floors are already padded, but still, that was about to really suck. Possibly

Presumably to celebrate my birthday over the weekend, this is a video of an elderly woman having her first hands-on experience with a Roman candle. She appears to be continually shocked whenever another shot is fired. Admittedly, it is always a little surprising. Unfortunately she did not seem to enjoy

This is a video of a proud new motorcycle owner putting the bike through its paces with a classic wall crash test. Thank goodness he was wearing his helmet. Some more info about the incident while I wonder how much the IIHS paid him to administer this test: This guy

This is a video of filthy liar/cheater Cody Miller attempting to replicate a Halo: Combat Evolved speedrun he posted online (years later revealed to have been a bunch of individual videos spliced together) as part of a 2011 Games Done Quick charity marathon. In the video he’s attempting to complete

This is a video from the Southwest Regional Little League Championship in Oklahoma where Texas East pitcher Kaiden “Bubs” Shelton accidentally hits Oklahoma batter Isaiah “Zay” Jarvi in the head with a wild pitch. Zay proceeds to first base when he spots Bubs, clearly shaken up and on the verge