In how does that even happen news, this is a short video of a bad golfer managing to get the ball stuck IN his driver. Wow. Honestly, I feel that if you’re this bad at golf you have no business hitting balls so close to a road or those people’s

Because nowhere is safe from the prying lens of a drone, this is a video from Rhode Island of a man spotted sunbathing on top of a 200-foot tall wind turbine, apparently with no safety harness on. Now I love living as dangerously as the next person, but I don’t

This is some security cam footage of a rolling suitcase attempting to go rogue and break out the front gate of a home when the owner eats it hard giving chase. I was particularly impressed with the suitcase being able to push open the front door — it was determined!

This is a video of a Tesla in full self-driving mode plowing through a mannequin child (complete with reflective vest) in a crosswalk at 24MPH, the car never identifying the object at all. Apparently Tesla has demanded The Dawn Project (who created the video) cease-and-desist, although I’m not sure on

Because cutting down trees is something every idiot with a chainsaw thinks they’re capable of without incident, this is a video of a threesome in the woods felling a tree when it shifts to the side and takes one man on an unexpected seesaw ride. For a second I thought

Note: Some appropriate cursing from the car’s owner. Because driving exotic cars isn’t for everyone, this is a video of some poor valet bastard in Monaco crashing a ~$3.5-million LaFerrari (limited to 499 cars total) almost immediately after being handed the keys. “I thought you said crash it into the

This is the ‘Magdeburg Unicorn’, a fossil reconstruction assembled a few years after the bones of a woolly rhinoceros were discovered in Germany in 1663. Allegedly the reconstruction was performed by Prussian scientist Otto von Geuricke, who, I think we can all agree, did a stellar job. I wish I

Presumably made as an accurate simulation of driving through some of the potholes around here, this is a video of a variety of different vehicles attempting to speed across a giant rectangular pit in the road. Some fare much better than others. Others don’t fare well at all, which makes