Note: Volume on, the woman talking makes it that much better. This is a video of a dog who drank a little too much fountain water at a park in Cincinnati, Ohio and ralphs it back up. *shrug* It happens to the best of us. And sometimes on dates. Like,

Seen here about to start spraying some of that noxious blue disinfectant-deodorizer that can never quite keep the shit smell at bay, this is a video from a Denver park of a porta-potty taking to the skies in strong winds. As someone so kindly just reminded me in an email,

Seen here looking like a mishap at Willy Wonka’s factory, this is a video of a juice factory in Parana, Brazil spewing grape juice from the top of a giant storage tank after a leak occurred while juice was being transferred from one tank to another. Can you even imagine

This is a short compilation video from Norwegian TikTok user fisherbenny (aka Benjamin Bakke) showing off some of his biggest wipeouts while trying to navigate a boat that I can only assume has just been seized by a Kraken. Those look like they hurt. And for what? All so we

Because when your buddy says hold on tight you take it to heart, this is a short TikTok video of a thrill-seeking duo on a 4-wheeler hitting a little jump and the guy in the rear landing on the driver’s shoulders chicken-fight style. Now that — that is how you

This is a short video of a woman revealing her $250 cash birthday present and watching all that money take to the skies with the balloon it’s attached to. I give everyone involved a solid 0 out of 10 on reflexes. Me? I would have had that balloon wrestled to

Because watching where you’re going is for people who don’t have Spidey-senses like you do, this is a Nest doorbell cam video of an SUV performing a slow-speed half barrel roll after hitting a parked car. That is embarrassing. The homeowner who captured the incident said, “The driver is fine

Because fake it till you make it, this is a video of a home inspector detailing all the cheap fixes a builder made while constructing a $500,000 home in Tennessee. I think my favorite is the water heater sitting on a wooden pallet. Now that’s just ingenuity at its finest