NOTE: Caught going around the internet again so I moved it to the front page, although I’d already started writing the article before a dim light (possibly a weak lightning bug kept in a jar too long) went off in the back of my brain and I decided to search the site to see if I really had already posted it, which I had.

Because this is the internet, and the internet never misses a chance to brew up some bathtub WTFery, this is a video of a bunch of different cats dubbed over with Arnold Schwarzenegger “Aaghoos!” and other grunts. So yeah, whoever the hell comes up with this sort of thing should really take some Ambien and get some sleep. It’s absolutely perfect is what I’m trying to say.