Chinese SWAT Team Physical Exam: I’m Tired Just Watching

Being a member of an elite force like the Shenzen Special Police requires things I don’t have *trying to reach TV remote with rolled up magazine* things like strength and endurance. And this is a video of the Special Police’s physical exam used to determine a candidate’s fitness. It involves a little bit of everything, including (in order): knot tying, running, crawling, climbing over things, rope swinging, parkour, monkey bars, wall scaling, rappelling, tire flipping, disassembling and reassembling a firearm, and signing your name. After a close and honest examination of the video, I determined I would have failed right around– “The knot tying portion.” How did you know?! “Your velcro shoes.” Congratulations, you just passed your detective exam!