This is a compilation video of cats working out. Or, in some cases, at least looking like they’re exercising. My cats? My cats don’t ever look like they’re exercising, except EXERCISING MY LAST NERVE. Just kidding, they’re perfect in every way. Except for the turds in the bathtub this morning.

This is a video documenting Youtuber Jake Carlini’s quest to build a pair of roller blades using two kid’s bikes. He starts with the version seen above, which proves impractical and basically immobile, even after lowering the bindings and adding training wheels. He then builds a pair with each skate

Tired of sitting in traffic wasting time with nothing else to do (I typically exercise my vocal muscles yelling at other drivers), unorthodox maker of things Handy Geng converted a minivan into a mobile gym, with each seat designed as a different workout station. Plus the energy they generate working

Bobi, a purebred Rafeiro do Alentejo living in Conqueiros, Portugal, has officially been recognized as the world’s oldest dog ever, currently at 30 years and 228 days as of today, February 3rd, 2023. Damn, I have younger coworkers! His grand old age has been validated by the Portuguese government’s pet

This is a video of 154-pound rock climber Magnus Midtbø competing with 375-pound strongman ‘The Norwegian Hulk’ in a biblical David vs Goliath grip strength competition, using seven different styles of grips to see who can lift the most weight. Despite his diminutive size, Magnus manages to beat the strongman

Because exercise is important, this is a video of TikTok user texast_85’s domesticated pet squirrel Daisy running along the top of a ceiling fan blades like a hamster wheel. Such finesse. Squirrels are so good with their feet, they hardly ever miss a step. They are not so good with

This is a video that’s been mirrored for some reason (I’m great at reading credit card numbers upside-down and backwards) of a runner willing to go the extra mile (or meter), by Supermanning across the finish line, beating out an opponent who thought he had the race in the bag.

Space: I know all about it because I was born there. Most people don’t know as much, or care to bother learning. About anything, really. That’s a shame. This is a video of astronaut A.J. Feustel attempting to walk heel-to-toe in a straight line here on earth after spending 197