Because the heck if I know, this is a video of University of Illinois gymnast Evan Manivong sticking the landing for a career-high tying vault, and immediately celebrating by whipping out his vaccination card for everyone to see. That’s…something. Me? I would have whipped out a stolen credit card and

This is a video of 5’7″ Purdue Boilermakers wide receiver Rondale Moore demonstrating his very impressive 42.5″ vertical leap in front of prospective scouts at Perdue’s pro day. Rondale also posted a blistering 4.29-seconds in the 40-yard dash, and is expected to be picked up in the first or second

In I’m out of breath just watching news, this is a compilation video of athletes (I’m pretty sure softball players) all running at 19+MPH on a treadmill. For reference, I don’t think I’ve ever run at even 10MPH, and the fastest I’ve ever run on my treadmill is laying on

This is a video of pelvic health professional and TikTok user nosuchthingasTMI (aka Sabrina) explaining the adverse health effects of regularly pushing yourself to pee faster. Of course I don’t think anybody actually thinks power peeing is good for them, or does it every time they pee, it’s just something

Because what’s better than one sport than three sports combined (hi-five, triathlon!), these are a couple videos of regball games in Russia, a hybrid sport that combines elements of basketball, Greco-Roman wrestling, and rugby. Now just figure out a way to also add some curling action and I’ll petition it

Note: Volume on but not crazy on. This is a short, perfect video of some freerunners/traceurs(parkourers)/gymnasts practicing their falling and yelling, because those are important skills if you ever plan on scoring a perfect 10 from me at the Olympics. I’ve also seen the video posted on social media described

This is a video of kickboxer Pavel Trussov setting the Guinness World Record for most full-arm extension punches in one minute, with a very respectable 334. He also holds the world record for most full arm extension punches in three minutes, with an equally respectable 919. That is some stamina!

Exercise: LOL. And apparently Hosico the Scottish Straight cat here feels the same way as his owner unsuccessfully tries to teach him to walk on a treadmill to burn some off some of that baby weight. Although Hosico is actually six years old now so I’m not sure we can