This is a clip of Brazilian MMA fighter Rafael Alves skillfully dodging a flurry of five punches from his opponent, smoothly bobbing and weaving his way out of his face getting smashed. Not seen in the video: Rafael depleting his bullet time meter and eventually losing the match. I would

In the Olympic spirit, this is a short video of acrobatic gymnast Sienna performing a series of back handsprings while maintaining the same spot on a mat. Is that hard? I imagine so. For me, impossible — I threw my back out just bending over to put on socks this

Note: Check your volume, or possible mute, I just got enough “LET’S GO KASEN!” in my ears to last two lifetimes, even for an undead warlock. This is a video of young Kasen absolutely flying through a children’s USA Ninja obstacle course, ripping through each section without a single mistake

Because fun, uh, finds a way, this is a short video of a boy pulling who I assume is his older brother (because that’s what older brothers make you do — pay the little brother tax) on a wakeboard. So, if you were wondering what 1BP (boypower) looks like, this

This is a video of US Army Band tromboner trombonist and CrossFit trainer Sam Woodhead (my head is recycled plastic) playing the trombone while performing some of his favorite exercises. That’s a deep squat. The last time I squatted that deep I didn’t get back up and I live at

These are a couple videos of performance artist and double dutch world champion KO-YA.REG dancing while jumping double dutch. He’s smooth. Me? I would have been tripped up in those ropes and scouring the ground for a piece of a tooth faster than you can sing, ‘Miss Mary Mack, Mack,

This is a video of jump roper Cen Xiaolin setting a new world speed record with an astonishing 228 jumps (technically alternate leg skips) in 30 seconds. That’s 7.6 jumps PER SECOND. Cen has been at it the speed jumping for awhile, and his record 8 years ago was only

This is a video of parkour athlete Nico Fischer demonstrating his skills by repeatedly (and smoothly) jump-climbing up and down two parallel walls without touching the ground. His friend Aziz gave him the nickname ‘Elevator-Man’, which I’m adding to my list of blackballed houseguests. I made the mistake of letting