This is a video from a birdwatcher in Methuen, Massachusetts who attached a suction cup hummingbird feeder to the back of their phone and was pleasantly surprised when a hummingbird came to eat. It doesn’t even look real, it looks like a scene from a Pixar movie. And while the view of the bird is certainly cool, the sound of its wings flapping is equally so. It’s like one of those ASMR videos that’s supposed to make your brain tingle. Did your brain tingle? I remember the first time a lady whispered into my ear at a strip club and made my brain tingle. She was like, “Hello, is anybody home?” and I was all, “Conjunction junction, what’s your function?” making it arguably one of the most erotic exchanges of all time.