Honey -- butter the popcorn.
Cocaine Shark, The Trailer

Did anybody go see Cocaine Bear? How was it? I’m still waiting for it to come out on a burnt DVD from somebody who filmed it in the theater with a camcorder. Well here to appropriately jump even more sharks in the realm of cocaine based animal movies is Cocaine Shark, a B-movie trailer for a half shark/half lobster mutant released after a drug cartel lab explosion. It looks about as good as you’d expect it to be, which is awesome. I’ve already started camping out at the theater for opening night, and I guarantee this movie won’t even see a theater.