Like a fart reverberating off a plastic office chair.
Playing An 8-Foot Tall Tuba

This is a video highlighting ‘Big Carl’, an 8-foot tall tuba (believed to the world’s largest) owned by Carl Fisher Music of New York City since its inception around 1900. That’s an old tuba! The absolutely massive unit weighs over 100-pounds and doesn’t have pistons and valves like a traditional tuba, so it plays only the lowest notes. Kind of like my voice. I’ve actually been asked to do voiceover work playing God in several movies. It’s deep and booming. So deep apparently my dogs can’t hear me when I tell them not to poop on the sofa just because it’s raining outside.