In what was clearly an act of fearlessness, this is a video of a little Evel Knievel stunt cycle toy (available here if you’re interested) jumping six ramps in row (with his helmet flying off on the last one!), much to the astonishment of onlookers like a hippopotamus, lion, Iron Man, Spider-Man, Godzilla, I think I saw a Ninja Turtle in the crowd, Batman, Darth Vader, Chewbacca, the Hulk, a shark, C-3PO, King Kong, some Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots — basically everybody and their mother showed up for the stunt except me. You know why I wasn’t there? “You were grounded for jumping off your parents’ roof with a garbage bag parachute.” That’s right, because bones heal, chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever. “About the bones healing part…” Yeah I don’t have insurance so I’m gonna need you to pull my wrist as hard as you can while I bite this dog toy.