This is a video of Unitree’s $650,000 GD01, a giant 1/2 ton humanoid mecha a person can ride inside. It can either walk upright bipedal human style, or transform and walk on all fours like a terrifying robotic animal. The sound of it clanking down the street — that was nightmarish. And if there’s one thing I don’t need any more of, it’s nightmares. If there’s two things, it’s more nightmares, and more daymares. If there’s three things I don’t need, it’s more nightmares, more daymares, and more– “Afternoonmares?” Ooooh, close — morningmares. Jk jk, the correct answer was responsibility.