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Finally, The Wagging Tail Accessory Your Car Has Been Missing

I was just thinking the other day how badly my car was missing a wagging tail. Well prayers do get answered, folks — prayers do get answered. Granted not my prayers because I didn’t pray for a waving tail car accessory, I only thought about it. I save my prayers for important stuff like lotto scratchers and a clean stall in the airport bathroom. This is the Tail Drift (available in 13 colors!), a remote controlled animatronic tail you can attach to your car’s trunk that moves when you press a button. It can also be voice commanded. You can’t just wink at it though, that won’t do anything. A shame, because winking is my native language. “I thought it was armpit farts.” No, that I learned in school.