This is a video from the David Attenborough narrated Planet Earth II, highlighting the sword-billed hummingbird, a hummer that’s evolved a beak longer than its entire body to access nectar no other bird can. Now that is an impressive beak! Semi-related: did you know that in all the animal kingdom,

This is a video of Otis the tamandua anteater at the San Diego Zoo showing off his 16-inch tongue as he grabs some grubs at the bottom of a giant clear straw. Damn, that tongue is wild. Could you imagine if you had a tongue like that? I can’t. I

Seen here doing its best Jack Dawson impression, this is a video of artists Ruben Orozco Loza and Clara Alcantara constructing ‘The Drowning Girl’, a giant hyperrealistic face of a girl that was placed in the Bilbao River in Spain. Ruben is known for his incredibly realistic face sculptures, and

This is a video of two dudes performing a couple different tricks that involve sharing each other’s legs. Me? I don’t share my legs with anybody, not even my girlfriend. “Whatever, they’re chicken legs anyways.” Honey! “What?” I told you, I’m going to stop skipping leg day! Keep going for

In other wiener related news (is it going to be one of those days?! Only time will tell. We can all hope though), this is a video of a phallic cloud spotted while driving. There’s no doubt about it, that’s a cumulus wiener. I included screencaps with both the Steak

This is a video from Maybelline (FULL DISCLOSURE: I wasn’t born with it, and it isn’t Maybelline either, just hard living) showing off the giant eyelash they attached to London double-decker buses and subway cars to drive under a giant mascara brush of Sky High Mascara. Call me crazy, but

Chhouk the Asian elephant was found wandering the jungles of Cambodia in 2007 as a sickly orphan, missing his front left foot as the result of a poacher’s snare. He was taken in by the Wildlife Alliance, where he’s cared for and receives a new prosthetic about every six months

This is a video from the fun-loving duo behind the Hydraulic Press Channel reproducing some of the shrapnel they’ve created crushing things in a hydraulic press, and seeing how a ballistics gel human face would fare against those flying pieces. SPOILER: Not well at all, and if that head belonged