This is a deck of cards that, when properly stacked and treated like a flipbook, show a sort of CT style scan of the human body from front to back (available HERE in some sort of quarterly science mystery box). That’s cool. And while the cards have to be in

Because why not risk getting massaged to death, the Aescape is an AI powered massage table with two industrial robotic arms to work out all your knots. It has a touchscreen control panel so you can select specific areas to work on, and adjust the pressure and time allotted to

Because there’s a record for absolutely everything (presumably so everyone can hold one and feel they’re the best at something, possibly because nobody else thought to try), this is a video (which, with some added power chords, could double as a death metal music video) of Andrew Stanton setting a

Surely something that you don’t see every day (unless you work at a zoo and are in charge of the anteaters — you hiring?), this is a video of a giant anteater helicoptering its tongue around to drink from a sprinkler. Now THAT’S a tongue! For reference, I can’t even

Because soon everything that shouldn’t be done, will be, this is a video of a manicure crafted by Tayler of Tayler-Made Nails featuring a different facial feature attached to each nail, so they make a complete face when the hand is closed. Those eyebrows look unruly. Could you imagine if

This is another video from the brilliant mind of artist LeopARTnik (previously) of birds with arms added doing wacky sh1t. If there was ever a case for not pushing the big red button and shutting down the internet forever, this is it. Besides introducing me to my future wife, this

This is a clip from the television series How It’s Made detailing how mannequins, marionnettes, crash test dummies, and other humanlike replicas are made. SPOILER: Not in any way that should make somebody want to have sex with them, yet you know it’s going to happen. It’s probably happening right

This is a video of caricature artist Saemee Yoon of Waikiki, Hawaii’s Caricature Party sketching a couple and really hitting their insecurities like a wrecking ball. She makes the woman almost entirely teeth, and the man just a giant nose and Adam’s apple. They have a good laugh about it