Because who needs wind, this is a video of kite-flier Spence “Watty” Watson flying a custom kite he built for the indoor audience at the recent 2023 South Padre Island Kite Fest in Texas. How do you fly a kite indoors with no wind? You run around, because you are the wind…beneath my wings. I mean that, happy Valentine’s Day, what did you get me? I like chocolate AND edible underwear, but NOT chocolate edible underwear, that’s a disaster and my girlfriend thought I pooped the bed, which I actually might have in the panic.